slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018