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sloppy taco 

(Sex Move) during sex when a man is almost to climax he pulls out and releases his load on the womans vagina lips.
thus the sloppy taco.
Man: ooooh that feels so good.
Woman: Oh my god
Man: (splooge) yah! all over your cooch you whore.
Woman: not another sloppy taco.
sloppy taco by pea_body January 29, 2010
Words you can keep

sloppy taco 

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)
"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"
sloppy taco by 4everkitty June 11, 2018

sloppy taco 

To take a shit in a girl's pussy, and then you eat her out.
That sloppy taco last night was messy as hell.
sloppy taco by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003

Sloppy Taco 

When one is having sex and can't seem to keep his penis inside the other person
"That sex would have been great had Brad not pulled a Sloppy Taco the whole time!
Sloppy Taco by Pro-Win February 23, 2015

sloppy taco 

A sloppy taco is when you taco someones backpack, but in the midst, you lose one of their books, or forget one of their books, etc, causing them to forget them.
Dude.. Dave gave me a sloppy taco the other day I lost my spanish book.
sloppy taco by innov8 October 20, 2006

sloppy taco dive 

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.
this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.
sloppy taco dive by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

wet sloppy taco 

the sexual act of cumming to the mere thought of Mexican food
While at the Mexican restaurant that little tease of a waitress seductively served me my fajitas. When she bent over and I saw that sweet sweet fajita juice I had a wet sloppy taco
wet sloppy taco by LilKuch February 4, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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