sloppy meat 

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.

steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night

sloppy meat by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008

Slappy Meat 

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

Slappy Meat by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

sloppy meateaters 

a fuckin rad ass band, that emerged from rome, georgia and took underground fans by storm, sadly they are no longer and have become under the weather.

wow the sloppy meateaters are playing a show tonight!

sloppy meateaters by represent yo! April 24, 2003

Slappy Meat Smear 

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

Slappy Meat Smear by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009

sloppy meatball 

When a guy dips one testicle into a woman's vagina after cumming inside of her.

Yo, bro. I gave that bitch a sloppy meatball last night.

sloppy meatball by xShotOfClarityx July 8, 2016

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy 

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018

Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.

"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"

Meat Slappy by jareddd h April 24, 2010