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slonk
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Sitting
doing nothing
(or perhaps reading or
watching
the TV), probably in a warm room in the
afternoon
or evening.
"
Let's go
out"
"I'd
sooner
just slonk
tonight
"
slonk
by
Nemus2
May 10, 2009
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