slimpong

it means bad motherfucker

hey that guy is a total slimpong

by Slimpong January 26, 2017

Slimdong Millionaire

A man of financial prowess whose pork sword is unusually thin.

Karen: Does Mr. Steinberg have a solution to this quarter's budget deficit?

Secretary: You expect such a task of a slimdong millionaire?

Karen: You're right, that slimdonged mofucka couldn't stretch a McDonald's straw with that piece.

by The Silent Dildographer June 15, 2016

Slimping

When someone is caught slippin and being a simp at the same time

Bro why are you Slimping

Hey dude did you know Dane was Slimping

by Jack_The_Hack June 3, 2020