slim pickens

Means a small amount of anything. Could refer to anything,
depending on the context in which it is used.

The annual company gifts were pretty slim pickens this year.

by nick_g August 21, 2011

slim pickens

when there is a lack of the opposite sex around

"damn dawg it is slim pickens tonight, where are all of the hottiemonjaros, how am I a suppose to get a quality blowjob if there are no females to deliver, DAMN IT!"

"If this party is another one of your slim picken parties I'm going to stab you fosho"

by the st3 October 6, 2005

slim pickins

Almost no choice of chicks/dudes to date in a certain group of people.

Dude, all the chicks in my class are fugly! That's slim pickins dude...
OR
Dude, there are only three girls in this room and like 17 guys. Slim pickins man....

by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

Simpickens808

A person who missed on a opinion so hard it's funny
Antonym: Zyrus_Tempest

Person: Simpickens808
Other person: Bro you missed so hard🤣

You should watch out and try not to be a Simpickens808

by Zyrus_tempest February 19, 2021