slim pickens 

Means a small amount of anything. Could refer to anything,
depending on the context in which it is used.

The annual company gifts were pretty slim pickens this year.

slim pickens by nick_g August 21, 2011

slim pickens 

when there is a lack of the opposite sex around

"damn dawg it is slim pickens tonight, where are all of the hottiemonjaros, how am I a suppose to get a quality blowjob if there are no females to deliver, DAMN IT!"

"If this party is another one of your slim picken parties I'm going to stab you fosho"

slim pickens by the st3 October 6, 2005

slim pickins

Almost no choice of chicks/dudes to date in a certain group of people.

Dude, all the chicks in my class are fugly! That's slim pickins dude...
OR
Dude, there are only three girls in this room and like 17 guys. Slim pickins man....

slim pickins by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

Simpickens808 

A person who missed on a opinion so hard it's funny
Antonym: Zyrus_Tempest

Person: Simpickens808
Other person: Bro you missed so hard🤣

You should watch out and try not to be a Simpickens808

Simpickens808 by Zyrus_tempest February 19, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019