sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 09, 2013

sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see

Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009