an unbelievable, horrid looking female being that could pass as an alien due to her bulging oversized eyes, crusty skin layers with crater-like puss bumps, sharp-chipped unkempt teeth (if any teeth), little to no head hair resembling strands, freakishly huge forehead and mansized feet with toes just as long as fingers with green oozing toejam
Woe! man run the other way!! here comes that sleazestack thats been trying to hit on me!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).