slarcom 

a black market used in Mexico and Guatemala for illegal drugs and trade

the most prolific slarcoms

slarcom by ThinZinc December 10, 2021

synovial cell sarcoma 

A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.

“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”

synovial cell sarcoma by The Brigham Young January 30, 2018

sarcompliment 

A sarcastic remark or criticism packaged nicely (or usually not so nicely) into a compliment. A compliment loaded with false sincerity--or sinistercarity.

The "sarcompliment" is a favorite tool of the passive aggressive compliment giver, as once the receiver of compliment detects its sinister purpose, the giver of the compliment can quickly refute the hostility buried within the compliment by saying for example, “I mean it, I really like that shirt. Justin Timberlake wears shirts just like that, and I really like Justin Timberlake!”

(Notice that the giver of the sarcompliment adds more sarcasm in the defense, further putting down the shirt and leaving one wondering, "does he/she really like Justin Timberlake's shirts?" But of course, at least in this example, he/she does not like Justin Timberlake's shirts.

No offense to Justin Timberlake, who does in fact wear really nice shirts. I mean it!

sarcompliment by Dokter Brown April 3, 2010

Kaposi's sarcoma 

A disease, caused by a form of the herpes virus, that puts tumors on the skin. Because it appears most often in patients with advanced HIV disease, it is a form of CAIDS.

Pavel managed to hide his AIDS well until he got Kaposi's sarcoma.

Kaposi's sarcoma by Pino P March 13, 2010

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

sarcometer by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

Starcommander 

The leader of the Virgoæn Federation. He is married to the Berlin Witch: Jessica Adair. His personal ship is the 890-Jump with personal Star Troopers.

Agent 1 is a Mini-Starcommander. Infact all the Agents are clones of him!

Starcommander by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010