slappy dick
slappy dick by JF Laplante June 7, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Sloppy Dick
when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!
girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
Sloppy Dick by fcgilf September 22, 2008
Related Words
Slippy dick
A slippy dick happens when a man has no intentions of having any intimate relations with a woman/man but ends up doing so. Mainly because the other person is not attractive enough to have sex with, but he just can't resist.
"So what happened after you left the party with that girl?"
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."
Slippy dick by Sirbro March 21, 2019
Slippy Dick
When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
Slippy Dick by Sirbro April 8, 2019
Sloppy Dick
Sloppy Dick by NateHayer August 1, 2025
sloppy donut dick
As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
sloppy donut dick by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011
Sloppy Poopy Dick
When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!
Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)
Sloppy Poopy Dick by CookiePuss January 5, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).