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slappy dick by JF Laplante June 7, 2004
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Sloppy Dick
when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!
girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
Sloppy Dick by fcgilf September 22, 2008
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Slippy dick
A slippy dick happens when a man has no intentions of having any intimate relations with a woman/man but ends up doing so. Mainly because the other person is not attractive enough to have sex with, but he just can't resist.
"So what happened after you left the party with that girl?"
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."
Slippy dick by Sirbro March 21, 2019
Slippy Dick
When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
Slippy Dick by Sirbro April 8, 2019
Sloppy Dick
Sloppy Dick by NateHayer August 1, 2025
sloppy donut dick
As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
sloppy donut dick by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011
Sloppy Poopy Dick
When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!
Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)
Sloppy Poopy Dick by CookiePuss January 5, 2005
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