Slap Chop

That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.

"I used Slap Chop until i figured out that the host of the commercial got fired for prostitution"

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 19, 2009

slap chop

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

by slapchopper2000 May 10, 2009

slap chop

to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.

liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel

by fishchicken January 27, 2013

Slap Chop

Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!

A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.

A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.

A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.

by Odeon_Cobra September 11, 2011

Slap Chop

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

by Pi Nihn and Vih February 5, 2009

Slap Chop

To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.

"I Will Slap Chop You"

"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"

"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"

by Cock.Juice April 28, 2009