The largest land penivore of all time. Preys on all types of penises, regardless of shape or size. While larger penises such as the BBC (Big Black Cock) are a difficult prey to take down, the Slutosaurus Rex swallows them with ease; sometimes consuming as much as 4-5 per night to satisfy its massive appetite.
Tyrone: Damn!!! Dat slutosaurus rex swallowed my 9-incher whole!
An alpha breed of Smarmosaur that specializes in being a jerk who tries to get suave with the ladies, but fails due to him not realizing he is coming off as an idiot.
" See that guyGavin over there? He's known as the Smarmosaurus Rex, he's the only guy who tries that hard to get suave with all the ladies. He's not very likable since he ends up being insincerely ingratiating.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'