slammer shield 

when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you

The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.

slammer shield by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

Operation: Shammer Shield 

A military term for an operation in a situation where ROTC cadets are deployed into a combat situation.

The ROTC cadets are separated into two platoons; the first being the dedicated cadets who wish to better themselves in their training to become military officers, the second being the 'shammers' i.e. the people who do not care to better themselves or to be an officer and only go through an ROTC to have their schooling paid for.
The operation consists of the platoon of dedicated cadets shielding themselves in combat with the disgusting, fat bodies of the undedicated cadets. The reason for this being that the undedicated cadets are useful for only taking bullets.

These indifferent cadets will assist in Operation: Shammer Shield by running out into the clearing and revealing the location of the machine gun nest.

Operation: Shammer Shield by johnerism December 12, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016