A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly
like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.
However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to
slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next
two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam
Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?
Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM
SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*
George: *Watches with a slightly
bored expression* "Yep.
Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
