slabbin' 

Doing the best at whatever your doing. You stand out above everybody else; the supreme.

B-Money: Dang Mesha! That test was straight up hard. But i bet you passed wit' flying colors, huh?

Mesha: Yea boo I was slabbin' on that test. I was the first one done.

B-Money: You be slabbin' on er'body in er' thing. Go on wit' yo bad self.

Mesha : You know I'm always gone be slabbin' regaurdless of any situation.

slabbin' by Mesha April 5, 2007

Slabbin' 

Founded in 1996 by Chen n Milly Rare©

Car sledding was typically done while under the influence on whatever type of acid/lsd always weed.. Sober is the best way so u dont ever end up in jail over this innocent safe fun (as long as u r responsible) Slabbing is car sledding in the real world while actually being in ur own world!. Must drive a manual transmission vehicle (has to have a pull emergency brake..) Put on all winter gear .. ( female passengers must remove bras.. Yes their bras..) find eyeshield, facemask.. any warm winter gear.. bundle up turn heat full blast along with favorite music roll all windows down and find a safe open parking lot empty street on an on slabbin' ina winter wonder land!!!! Stay away from areas where theres any pedestrians n people find a snowy area pull that break n slabbb on!!! ... Outta control laughing best memories forever.. Anyone not on acid seems to be the weirdo or zombie u must stay away from them.. Again that was 1996 soo Stay safe keep peace and love and only safe silly funnn lllllloooo😆realshit fun times..
1996 chennmillyrare.

Chen i see its snowin' o lets get ready to go slabbin' allll night 😆

Slabbin' by MillyRare December 27, 2018

Slabbin’ 

Containing unannounced, but definitely acknowledged swagger, to the point where it’s almost unfair

“why is everyone crowding around that guy over there?”

“idk he just slabbin’“

Slabbin’ by slabman March 6, 2021

slabbin out 

passing out at inappropriate times.

usually followed by waking up and bothering your friends at 7am.

3pm:

AJ: where is Jonathan?
Doug: he's upstairs slabbin out
AJ: dammit! stop him!

7am:

Jonathan: Guys!!! let's go fishing!!
Doug: *sigh*

slabbin out by sb2012 June 21, 2012

Slabbin' on da Grind 

Beating a pussy all night long.

Man! I was slabbin' on da grind with some crazy ass bitch last night.

Slabbin' on da Grind by Brizzle-hunter January 3, 2008

Slabbin' It Up 

The act of preparing ribs for grillin' wit yo homies.

Tyrone hit me up on my 'tel and he's slabbin' it up for all his niggas.

Slabbin' It Up by Tyrone Biggums XV December 2, 2007

Butt-Stabbing Bandit 

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

Butt-Stabbing Bandit by JasperRide March 29, 2015