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Skank Panties. Tacky, gaudy panties worn by skanks...or normal women who are wanting to spice up their love lives by being a bit risque.
David: What the hell are those?

Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!

David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?

Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?

David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
skanties by Greyborzoi May 20, 2010
Related Words

surpanties 

when you pull on a pair of pants and discover a pair of underwear inside.
lexi: i had a surpanties moment this morning when i was getting ready for work. it's really time i did the laundry.
surpanties by sirlexalot January 16, 2016

spanties 

i was about to fuck her but she had spanties!
spanties by phantom juggalo February 2, 2009

serpanties 

panties with colorful serpants on them
Hey, can i get some new panties?

Yea! We can get you some fittable serpanties!
serpanties by vaginalbelchmister October 22, 2011

Spanties 

Spant·ies span-teez

noun ( used with a plural verb )

underpants or undershorts for stanky buh donk a donks(buh donk a donk refers to a rather large buttocks).
1) Dammm woman you need some spanties to cover bubble butt.
2) When Sugar pulled on her spanties there were ripples for days.
3) Jarrett got a huge ass, that boy needs some spanties.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019