by Michał May 18, 2008
by firedancerjen March 4, 2011
As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.
also see skunty and stump fucker
also see skunty and stump fucker
Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!
by nhdude June 27, 2013
A sexual position when the male hangs from the ceiling and throws the feces of the female on her tum tum.
by stevensunrise August 10, 2020
That one aunty that you don't like.
She does be the first one to say tings like:
1) If someone sweeps your foot with a broom, you won’t get married.
2) If someone jumps over the outstretched feet of a growing child, he or she will stop growing.
3) If you throw salt away anywhere except in water, you will pick it up with your eyes after you die.
4) If you don't walk into the house backwards, JUMBIE GOING TO FOLLOW YUH RASS INSIDE! DON'T BRING NO JUMBIE IN MI HOUSE!
She does be the first one to say tings like:
1) If someone sweeps your foot with a broom, you won’t get married.
2) If someone jumps over the outstretched feet of a growing child, he or she will stop growing.
3) If you throw salt away anywhere except in water, you will pick it up with your eyes after you die.
4) If you don't walk into the house backwards, JUMBIE GOING TO FOLLOW YUH RASS INSIDE! DON'T BRING NO JUMBIE IN MI HOUSE!
by CarnivalTees October 12, 2022
by Only1Only1 November 24, 2021
A scandalous swindler of the highest order. Also masquerades as a sassy little spicy latte on weekends while donning their favorite pair of U-cut wrangler jeans.
PoopNuts won yet another game of catan on a 6 point play drawing 4 VP's while I had the win in my hand and all the while encircling the third player, a man of scrupulous morals, completely therefore stopping that man's fun in it it's tracks. What a skunty cunt.
by PhreshGuus May 10, 2017