skunk punch

When you punch someone and they fart

The other night, my girl and I were 'switching our positions' and I skunk punched her. Good thing it didn't stink.

by Olestra September 26, 2010

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Skank Punch

The act of cocking your fist back, then putting all of your weight into said fist, thrusting it forward into the exposed jaw of a stank ass bitch, typically following that bitch acting superior to you.

Mary: "HAOS ME PUSY TAST?"
Dio: ... "SKANK PUNCH!!!"

by Bobdole127127127 November 22, 2011

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"

My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.

by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009

skuntpunch

The act of having a meme or any image stolen, slapped with a watermark, and reposted as original content.

Guy 1: “Did you see Billy’s meme was skuntpunched and posted on Instagram?”

Guy 2: “Yeah, that’s pretty bogus. That scumbag’s Instagram account isn’t bad though...”

by JohnnySS July 2, 2021

skuntpunch

1. The act of stealing a meme, slapping a watermark on it, and claiming it to be original content.

2. One of the most despicable things that can be done in regards to memes.

Guy 1: “You hear his meme got skuntpunched yesterday on Instagram?”

Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s not taking it well. Those memes were the only things keeping him alive. Not a bad account though.”

by JohnnySS July 2, 2021