Skote

The past tense of Skeet; having ejaculated.

"Mom is gonna be so mad," Alex grunted as he skote in his step-sisters open mouth.

by veiny jew October 2, 2018

Skote

Past tense of skate

Remember when me and George skote at the park

by Bruh homie dog August 31, 2019

Skote

Fresh as fuck

that was pretty skote

by Theboi46290 September 8, 2020

Yote skote

The past tense of yeet skeet

Dam dude I was so yote skote for that party last week

by Spevani November 2, 2018

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

eight and skate

To work a regular eight-hour shift.

"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."

by DogHollywood January 13, 2008

had him on skates

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.

oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!

by Geegz April 19, 2009