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knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014
Related Words
The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.
Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!
Scooney by Been2America March 17, 2010
Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.

A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.
Skooner by Beskyta May 13, 2022
A deragatory term used to define someone from the east coast of Canada, such as New Foundland or P.E.I.
Get lost, ya skooner!

The pub was playing some skooner music last night.
skooner by Nik Smith January 2, 2007
Nickname for somebody who is hot, talented, and charming. IE George Clooney.
That's Swooney for you! He gets all the girls.
swooney by swooneysgirl June 17, 2006

Scooney hole 

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose