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to be outdone, outsmarted
hey man, did you see that!!??
yeah! dude, he got smitz'd!!
smitz'd by jus4phun996 May 13, 2009

DJ Skitz 

typically used when you know some one (of the female persuasion) masturbates.
Boy: Hey, you gonna play DJ Skitz tonight?
Girl: Not if i get some......
DJ Skitz by youztripps June 10, 2008

skite depression 

skite depression is the fear after having a big boozing session, and being worried about what you have been doing, as presumbly you cant remember. and have feelings of embaressment, regret and generally wanting to find a large hole in the ground and throw yourself in head first.
e.g.skite depression is when you maybe kiss (or more) ho ho, an absolute stinker.
not remembering anything that happened the night before.
being publically inappropriate.
having a mare
skite depression by carlyrobo January 3, 2011

Skitzo Delusions 

When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit
"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."
Skitzo Delusions by SkitzoSafari August 5, 2009

skitzo dancer 

A black dude with no arms or legs doing the worm
cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother

skitzo dancer
skitzo dancer by jameskjgewgtlkj December 16, 2008

skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga 

A stupid cunt (usually female) that constantly gets drunk off cheerleader beer.
I got so drunk off bacardi and smirnoff last night...I love being a skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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