Skinny White Boy 

You either know one or you are one… or both. Skinny White Boys (SWBs) love rap music (particularly Drake and Travis Scott), love showing off their “abs” and absolutely LOVE touching their hair. 80% of guys are Skinny White Boys in high school - there’s nothing special about them, and yet they seem to attract many girls. Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a personality trait.

Girl 1: I don't have a "type"

Girl 2: Yes you do
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Skinny White Boys

Skinny White Boy by iEatSpam May 13, 2019

skinny white boy 

a skinny white boi is your local stoner who is white as fuck , skinnier than your fucking middle finger that you should have shoved up their ass. you might find him in your english class, trust me, he isn't mysterious. you'll start to hook up with them, and they'll constantly remind you that you're never gonna be more than friends while acting like you're their girlfriend. you'll catch them hitting on other girls dont worry! sometimes it's even one of your besties! cute right??

when you get too close, they'll ghost the fuck out of you.
once you move on, their skinny white boy senses kick in and they'll text you out of nowhere. don't fall for this shit. trashbag asshole no life pieces of shit who have not matured since they turned fucking 16.

Girl 1: "There's this guy in my English class I'm hooking up with! He's so cute, quirky..."
Girl 2:" DON'T FALL FOR THE SKINNY WHITE BOY YOU STUPID BITCH."

skinny white boy by laylizzle my nizzle January 7, 2022

Skinny White Boy 

Very easy to identify in Highschool. Wears baggy clothing that makes them look like a twig, and they walk rigid like they have a stick up their ass, and/or somewhat bent over. They never know where to put their arms or legs. Their lack of self-confidence radiates into everything they do. They often stutter or say something stupid which makes everyone around them cringe.
They are fixed into a constant state of embarrassment, as if everyone can see them naked and knows just how much they jerked off last night.
Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be thin, Caucasian or male to be a Skinny White Boy. It is more of a phase/emotional state/syndrome some males develop when they haven't grown their balls yet.

A:"Why is John acting like that? Is something wrong with him?"
B:"He has a major case of skinny white boy syndrome. Just ignore him."

Skinny White Boy by SQuiet April 29, 2020

Tall Skinny White Boy 

They are literally skin and bones. Probably has a nic addiction. Skates and is malnourished and vitamin deficient. He's a dick. Stay away from him. He'll get you to fall for him then play you.

I got played by another tall skinny white boy...

Tall Skinny White Boy by The only true facts I can give September 18, 2020

Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome 

The occurance of large genitalia in men who might otherwise be considered less sexually appealing in modern society.

I was worried that Gordon, my latest date, would be less than well endowed but man, he had serious Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome.

Skinny Whiteboy Syndrome by A_Nonimus May 16, 2006