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SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE 

When your penis turns into a floppy noodle like a wet piece of spaghetti.
"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!"

Skidaddle Skidoodle 

Your dick is now a noodle!
Skidaddle Skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

Skidaddle Skidoodle 

A common internet meme where a very poorly drawn wizard screams "SpiGgAtle sPiGgooDle your dick is now a toaster strudel!" and then NFL music plays, but bass boosted, can be found on youtube.com
"Skidaddle Skidoodle your dick is now a toaster strudel!"
Me: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Skidaddle Skidoodle by Jkobe556 January 23, 2018

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle 

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

Skidaddle skidoodle you dick is now a noodle 

A short lived meme where a stationary cartoon elf would say "skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle!" Then shortly after an intensely bass boosted and distorted version of a song would play. Their are also other variations of this such as "Falee! Galee! Your dick is now a tree!" Along with many more.

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle 

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
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