When a girl is jerking off two guys with a dick in each hand, and suddenly from the woodwork a mystery man comes in from behind and sticks one in her ass. Surprised, she thrusts forward as in a ski jump motion, while still jerking the other two dudes off.
She was so wasted last night, she was jerking off two guys when all of a sudden, a mystery man came home from work and popped her from behind. Startled she did the ski jump.
by Bobby Ghazi January 2, 2006
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First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by rileym September 22, 2008
Get the ski jump mug.First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.
Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.
by RileyM September 22, 2008
Get the ski jump mug.When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.
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Get the Ski jump mug.A ski jump nose is the cutest looking sort of nose that has at least a slight inward curve to it (looks like a ski jump).
Greg: "Dude, Amy's got the cutest little ski jump nose ever!"
Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"
Mike: "Dag yo, Jessica's got one of those too!"
by Greg Cole April 20, 2005
Get the ski jump nose mug.Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
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