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skelabert 

A word used to mockingly declare your disbelief in claims that sound preposterous/outrageous.
Man 1: "I captured a stray siberian monkey in my garden last night that was striped like a zebra and possessed the reincarnated soul of Kurt Cobaine"

Man 2: "Pffft....SKELABERT!!"
skelabert by Crikey O'Riley January 28, 2007
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Shelbert 

The most wonderful girl that you will ever meet. She is perfect in every way she can be perfect.
I've been searching my whole life but I think I finally found it. I found a Shelbert!
Shelbert by Nobert1 August 11, 2016

Smellbert 

One who smells bad, like they haven't showered for a few days.
Get a shower you smellbert, you're a little stinker
Get away from me smellbert, you honk
You're pure honk beast yi wee smellbert
Smellbert by canucklover September 14, 2010

shelbert 

Shelbert is the most understanding and compassionate person you will ever encounter in your life, from not being able to come up with a simple nickname for her friend, making the saddest edits, to overall just being sexc.
Shelbert is the best ice cream flavor.
shelbert by spideyslegalwife January 7, 2022

skilbert 

really cool,greatest ever!!!
goalie:come on dude,give us a cracker
player:ok,here it comes
goalie catches ball and a great save
player:dude,skilbert save man!!!
skilbert by danny b January 21, 2004

Shelberto 

A woman who typically tries to act like a man, but hides behind being a classy lady.
Shelberto said something nasty to Joe, but then got offended by his comeback and yelled " No! I am a classy lady!"
Shelberto by Sararific July 18, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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