skej 

Abbreviation, schedule

Put me on your skej for next Saturday, we're gonna party hearty!

British people can't say "skej" because they pronounce "schedule" wrong. Haha, losers! *mocks Brit* PUT ME DOWN ON YOUR SAID

skej by Botsuanov May 28, 2018

skejged 

passive verb to describe beeing a host for a certain alien species

"Several major cities were overrun and the entire population skejged in today's attack."

skejged by xnx June 20, 2006

skejix 

tal fisherman fp😱😱😱😱😱

likes to show off her ed sheeran & justin bieber photocards

funny😊

person 1: skejix is so cool that I'm going to learn how to spell their username
person 2: 👍

skejix by .!!!!!!!! June 27, 2021

skejix 

a very hot 5'0 tiktoker, skejix also burnt rice one time.

random ass person: "oh look its Skejix, the very hot and beautiful tiktoker thats 5'0"

skejix by edsheeranfan42068 June 26, 2021

Skejob 

The act of inserting the ring finger into the anus of a minor for not only pleasure, but to avoid statutory charges.

I went to have sex with my new girlfriend, but after I found out she was only 14, we had to settle with a skejob.

Skejob by markbel123 August 9, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008