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Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.
Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.
Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

skeeting 

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog
skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

Yeeting and skeeting 

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.
Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

skeetgiving 

a fantastic holiday that coincides with thanksgiving.

this holiday was created in Michigan by a cult known as the "Whang Chung Sisters"
alyssa, are you bringing the pumpkin pie to skeetgiving dinner?
skeetgiving by everyoneluvsaswede November 17, 2005

Skeeting 

The only way to share messages on your Bluesky skyline
"Wow, peter has posted so many skeets"
"I can't believe he reskeeted that"
"If he doesn't stop skeeting no one will like him"
Skeeting by ptrlrd April 28, 2023

Skreet Skeeting 

The act of boiling flavored condoms releasing the aromatics, which contain alcohol then drinking the liquid, which can get you high for as long as 10 to 12 hours.
The students have been out skreet skeeting on the weekends after running out of all other options, and hope.
Skreet Skeeting by Mookscast July 28, 2022