skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

skeet rag by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

skeet rag

a dirty, skanky, slutty, whored-out, triflin' female.

"Did ya'll hear about Eileen? That hoe got a train ran on her ass! She ain't nothin but a skeet rag!"

skeet rag by Ashley Morrow November 17, 2007

Skeet rag

A rag used to mop up ones 'skeet' after waxing the dolphin (cum, jizz)

Don't blow your nose on that thats my skeet rag

Skeet rag by Yeetyeetbigfella February 14, 2019

skeet-rag 

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

skeet-rag by :| ? December 19, 2009