Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante. They can tell if someone is carrying skante on them and will attack them on sight. In the more evolved forms, they can harvest skante from other skante warrior's blood. They most basic skante warriors attack in packs, with the most evolved on being the leader

Man 1: What happened to Fred after the party? Man 2: Oh, he became a skante warrior. He looks like a alligator with all those scabs. Man 1: Hey, I kept some meth from the party. Wanna try it? Man 2: Bro, you crazy?!?!? Fred and his pack can smell that shit! Man 1: Oh shit, here he comes. Run bro!!! *gunshots and stabbing sounds*

Skante Warrior by Notoriousbob February 17, 2013

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saptor

Saptor: Someone who feels the need to add commentary to a chess match. Often the third party observer between two amateurs, a Saptor will feel the need to predict an upcoming move, or underhanded plan, thus ruining the game.

"Man, I totally had you that last game. If only Chris didn't Saptor me, you never would have known I had checkmate in three moves!"

saptor by Straw(not)berry May 18, 2020

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Skämtstånd

Skämtstånd is the original Swedish term for 'Jokeboner'.
It differs from a real boner because it isn't caused by sexual attraction.
It's more of a Pratical-joke, and can be used as an Ice-breaker on partys or as a part of the 'Gaylift' a.k.a. Böglyftet.

Andrews Skämtstånd was more than enough for him and Alex to be able to perform a 'Gaylift'.

Skämtstånd by Winterflame November 2, 2009

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