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skanky ranks 

or the many levels of skank-dom.
starting as a skimpy skank an enterpriseing young skank can move up threw the varrious skanky ranks untill she is a full on gutter whore pirat slut of a skank. some even go so high up these skanky ranks they become sorrority girls!
man i knew her when she was just a simple cock sucking slut, but she sure did climb those skanky ranks, shes a real coke whore now!
skanky ranks by the fixxer April 25, 2009
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Skank Rank 

Description of a woman with rather atrocious tattoos. Typically containing stars, hearts, or flowers. May also be a Tramp Stamp. Typically a scale of 1-5 given the number of violating items in the tattoo.
"You see the tramp stamp on that whore?"
"Yeah, theres at least 5 stars in that skank rank."
Skank Rank by Symbolism July 5, 2009

mank-jank-skank-rank-gank 

A scale for just how bad something is, where:-

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank
The mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale summed it up nicely.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026