Sk1ll2k1ll

Someone who claims to be something, but they are over the 'level' that they can be.
For instance, 45 defence = good. 55 def = bad.

Person 1: Hey jake, my grandma says she's 60, but she's obviously 80!
Person 2: What a sk1ll2k1ll

Sk1ll2k1ll by Richie_S March 31, 2009

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Sk1ll2k1ll

Defining something it is not. Claiming to be something you're not!

Bob: Hey, Jim, my Mom's totally only 45 year old, she said so.
Jim: Nah, Bob, your Mom is obviously 55 years old.
Bob: You serious?
Jim: Yeah man, she's a total Sk1ll2k1ll.

Sk1ll2k1ll by Captain Anon December 16, 2008

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Sk1ll2k1ll

sk1ll2k1ll

To be so amazingly sexually epic yet stupid it is overwhelming and is commonly used to reffer to dim yet cute people.

That kid rob, he's so sk1ll2k1ll.

sk1ll2k1ll by adamftwownagewtf December 15, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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