sjasse

The most stunning girl/boy you'll ever meet. This person is always there for you and you can always ask Sjasse for help. Sjasse could also be sassy as f*ck but it only makes Sjasse even more slaying.

Let's call her Sjasse
He's sassy like Sjasse

by Sjasse December 13, 2016

Sassed

Used as an Adjective to describe the behavior & demeanor of someone who was, or intends to be, critical of another in a playful manner.

Biting and witty behavior of someone responding to mistakes and poor judgement of another. I

His comment was ill timed and poorly reasoned, thus, he should prepare to be sassed forthwith

He is often sassed for his foolishness by his girlfriend

by MDAinspired June 14, 2021

SHASSED

The ultimate level of being ASSED. This just means your level of intoxication is indescribable. The only way you can describe it is by saying that you're SHASSED. Its actually considered a higher level of intoxication than the legendary and respected "Tucker Max Drunk" and ASSED combined. Not many people can get SHASSED and come out of it fully alive and functional the next day. There really is no cumparison. Ill leave it at that.

The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. It came after the word ASSED was created, when one of the students used simple math and a little bravado to come up with the equation
SHITTED+ASSED=SHASSED. After a couple of sessions of Rumplestiltskinning (check definition by deggerkegger), the word SHASSED was officially created.
The word spread like an STI to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.

"WARNING: DO NOT GET SHASSED AND GO OUT IN THE SNOWY WOODS ALONE AT NIGHT. IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS" <--of course, this definition has no meaning to someone who's SHASSED and they probably would do it anyway

"Hey bro, how SHASSED did that guy get when he got slapped in "How Can She Slap?""
"DUDE, HE WAS SHASSED OUT THE ASS!"

"Hey brohaminskeeter, is Reh Dogg SHASSED wen he makes his videos?"
"DUDE, HE IS ABSOLUTELY SHASSED IN THE TIT!"

"I JUST RUMPLESTILTSKINNED A 30 RACK OF KEYSTELOPE BY MYSELF AND NOW IM SHASSED!"

by SASsed January 18, 2010

sassenach

The Gaelic term for a Saxon. Survives in modern day Ireland and Scotland as a derogatory term for an English person.

I went into a pub in Templebar but it was full of Sassenachs so i left straight away.

by Damo B January 27, 2006

smassery

The art of being skilled at smart assery.

She has a knack with her comebacks and excels in smassery.

by ghenrywrites February 19, 2019

Sassenach

Refers to the non Celtic/gaelic speaking Britons usually of Saxon antecedents. Usually meant as a mild put down.

"My poor sister is stuck with a drunk for a husband."

"Dont worry, it could be worse. He could be a sober Sassenach."

by MichaelArchAngel71 August 17, 2011

non-sasser

The state of having absolutely ZERO sass. Often times these people believe they are extremely sassy, the majority of non-sassers believe that they are in fact sass king/queen. This is not the truth, though, as non-sassers have no sass, and are very often confused. They are best dealt with by putting them into their rightful NO SASS place and given some pineapple juice and a link to this definition.

Josh is a non-sasser, which was clearly established at the party on Monday.

by sassy.coyote June 11, 2011