Abbreviation for term meaning - Super Jew. To be extremely cheap, and stingy like a jewish person with super powers.
Suka is a SJ, he won't buy beer.
by Slurpee5 October 9, 2008
What a BJ should actually be called but much more satisfying and a full body experience.
My girl Samantha gave me the most exhilarating SJ today after class it blew my mind.
by mudrucker92 February 11, 2010
Abbreviation for Small Johnson. Johnson is slang for weiner.
Girl 1: My boyfriend's sj isn't gettin the job done!

Girl 2: Get one with an MJ, a monster john.
by justkiddin April 28, 2005
Someone who is so two-faced and thinks they can get away with it. They are so naive as to think that the person they are talking about has no idea what's being said. They play on their jealousy and bitch about their friends.
They have a tendency to try to get the sympathy vote but rarely comes out on top because everybody else can see how childish and silly they're being.
SJ's never accept kind gestures gracefully - instead they will complain to their friends about said gesture behind the person's back.

Never trust an SJ - they will stab you in the back at the worst time imaginable
'Hey did you hear what SJ's being saying?'

'Hell yeah, being a complete bitch behind my back!'
by regis90210 April 25, 2009
Short for wordSpiffyJuice/word.
by Trafton September 12, 2003
s = shit
J = jizz
s = shower
Sequence of events where to you take a shit, jerk off while on the toilet, then hop in the shower right after
Yea bro I’m just gonna sJs real quick then I’ll be online
by cheesythecheese May 19, 2020
Yo Why Do Rappers Now Days Try SJ Off Of T-Pain With The Auto-Tune?!
by Mr. Guy Man January 22, 2009