"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl
on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his
birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some
donkey ears!"