SJ

Abbreviation for Small Johnson. Johnson is slang for weiner.

Girl 1: My boyfriend's sj isn't gettin the job done!

Girl 2: Get one with an MJ, a monster john.

by justkiddin April 27, 2005

-Brad

Unbeilevable studly male. Curly hair but not an afro. Likes to eat food, but yet remains slim. Also a nickname for a big weiner.

Dang dude that guy's brad looked like a black guys!

by justkiddin April 27, 2005