a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.
example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?
friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.
example 2:
good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?
friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.
example 2:
good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.
by monelisa503 August 15, 2009
The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch.
Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.
by k1kz October 9, 2010
Situater: The pipe or any paraphernalia you do drugs from.
Situated: To be high or drunk. Situater is what your doing it from. Needle, pipe...ect.
Situated: To be high or drunk. Situater is what your doing it from. Needle, pipe...ect.
by The1Moore March 30, 2021
"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."
"situations like these..."
by tree September 21, 2004
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.
"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."
by They call me "The Kid" December 2, 2007
A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.
A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
by MarWash December 10, 2009