Sitting on the Bench 

Not even in "first base" or watching somebody else go "first base or more" with your girl. It sucks.

"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"

Sitting on the Bench by njdmanok May 27, 2012

sitting on the bench 

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

sitting on the bench by Child's Play April 15, 2011

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021