sitting dick 

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

sitting dick by Rockstar48 December 27, 2020

dick sitting 

The act of having nothing to do. To just hang around.

Larriane and Leigh are tired of just dick sitting. They want to go out and do something.

dick sitting by moxielala December 19, 2017

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples 

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.

*person gets startled* Holy shitting dick nipples!

Holy Shitting Dick Nipples by Red Fleming April 8, 2011

shitting dick nipples

A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.

/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx

shitting dick nipples by stghm May 31, 2006

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

Shitting Dick Nipples by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

shitting dick nipples by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

Shitting Dick Nipples by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014