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Sired means you are sad and tires at the same time.
Girl1: Omg I'm like so sired :(
Girl2: Aw you poor thing whats going on?
Sired by Chickennugget7 November 12, 2020
A word to describe someone who is either completely blackout drunk, or someone who is really high off drugs. Or both.
Person 1: Hey, I’ll drive.
Person 2: Absolutely not; you’re completely sired.
Sired by Enzo Di Angelo May 9, 2021

sired.to.the.salvatoresx 

This Is a tvdu tiktoker.She is in love with damon Salvatore and loves making videos of the vampire diaries. She loves her friends. She wishes that her videos got a little more recognition. 💕
Cr:sired.to.the.salvatoresx

2 sided debate 

Two opposing views, where both parties debate and present their arguments.
Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'

Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.

Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
2 sided debate by Lisa Pang January 30, 2021

Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.
"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."
Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

Shreddology 

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.
Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.
Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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