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Sarcastonian
Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
Sarcastonian by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 25, 2019
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SigmaStone
A special spinoff of AK's Relics of Everlasting Powers series. It contains the SigmaStones of the Rizzler, Sigma, Skibidi, Fanum Taxer and the Ohioer. Made by AK.
"Ah yessss, the SigmaStone of the Sigma." AK said as he picked up the SigmaStone, being engulfed in its power.
SigmaStone by AKGaming4532 February 12, 2025
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.