A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’,normally in an ironic yet humorous way, mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.
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Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park
Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.
Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog
Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.
Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog
Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
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Get the singledom mug.Singledoom is the level below singledom which is "the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship".
Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious PDA, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, sexless and happy couples encourage you to "put yourself out there" whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
Singledoom is crapola and I will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly 'we are so in love couple' who can't take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. BARF.
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