Urban Dictionary: simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

by narambae August 24, 2016

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words

Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON

by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018

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Simpleton

My friend Ella who has no clue about anything

Person 1: “Do you believe what Ella said?”
Person 2: “I can’t, she’s such a simpleton!”

by LizXOtaku December 30, 2018

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Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.

"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."

by Makne February 20, 2005

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A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

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A person who is stupid

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum

by Buttwipe steve December 02, 2018

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Someone who likes funny shoes and has a weird taste in music.

Person 1: hey dude, did you see Little wearing the Filas yesterday?
Person 2: yea dude he’s such a simpleton. I heard he also listens to Logic.

by Playboi Carti’s Sock June 11, 2020

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