3 definitions by narambae

1
A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.
Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again
by narambae August 24, 2016
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An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.
Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster
by narambae August 24, 2016
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