simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

simp-off by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

simp-off

When you battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

It's a simp-off then!

simp-off by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

official_venti_simp

Official_venti_simp is a great tiktoker, they make content about Genshin Impact. And by the name we can tell that they simp for a character called Venti, but I can't blame the simp, because I think Venti is really hot too..

You should go follow official_venti_simp for great Genshin impact content:D

official_venti_simp by unnaaida June 26, 2021

official._.denki._.simp 

LITERALLY THE BESTEST MUTUAL EVER. HYPES YOU UP SM NO MATTER WHAT. I LOVE THEM LITERALLY SO MUCH AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. <333

official._.denki._.simp may not post anymore but that doesn’t change the fact that they are the most amazing mutual!!

official._.denki._.simp by .midokat June 22, 2021

mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

mexican simpoff by the.retorik April 24, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020