Simos

Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.

Damn your beard is almost as sexy as Simoses

by Sabr94 November 23, 2021

Simos

Best friends who have known each other for more than fifteen years

"My simos is the best!"

by MemelordTaco July 9, 2017

Simos

A synonym of sikmon. A misspelling of Simon. A person who is usually dumb and lazy.

Hey Simos - oh whoops, I meant Simon (or did I?).

by Single A Battery January 16, 2020

Simos

He is a sweetheart. He is such a loving person with huge respect towards himself and others. Setting goals is one of his many hobbies, which include sailing, running , swimming and playing the piano. He is extremely talented and always ready to share his music to everyone. He knows what he wants and he is going to do anything in order to achieve it. Such a hard worker who inspires me everyday to develop myself in many ways. I wanna have you in my life for as long as possible. I love you..

Simos is the best.

by ayeyeyeyeye November 20, 2021

Simos

Simos is the hottest guy ever. He has the best voice ever and amazing music taste. He has the kindest personality and the “skater boy” style. He can also draw really well. If he likes you you are very lucky. But I think he likes a girl named Stefania.

John: I heard 3 girls have fallen for Simos!
Stefania: Too bad he’s mine, he’s such a kavli .

by Yourmomskavliwhatt February 26, 2022

Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018