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Simland (often styled “Sim Land”) is a relatively new Telegram ecosystem that appears in 2021, centered on Simswapping fraud. Its exact founders and start date are unclear, but it emerged amid a surge of Telegram abuse by fraudsters2

By mid‑2024, researchers like Intel 471 were tracking thousands of illicit Telegram channels (over 5,700) offering things like SIM swapping and OTP. During this period, Telegram came under pressure (e.g. France indicted Telegram’s CEO in August 2024 for allowing illegal content and reportedly began banning crime-related groups. Simland’s original channel was said to be banned around that time. In this context, a new “Sim Land” network of channels was created. According to its own directory, Simland bills itself as “The Simland Network”

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Alan W. Filion known online by aliases including “Dushatar4,” was sentenced in 2025 to four
years in federal prison after pleading guilty to over 375 swatting and bomb threat hoaxes across the U.S.
from 2022 to 2024. He monetized these attacks by offering swatting-for-hire services4 on social media
and messaging platforms. Filion was reportedly active in the Telegram community Simland, primarily
known for SIM swapping and other cybercriminal activity.
"Authorities have intensified efforts to dismantle Simland, a notorious network of Telegram channels linked to SIM swapping, swatting-for-hire, and other forms of cybercrime."
simland by GlobalJournalists May 17, 2025
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A great family that originated in Eastern Europe, a powerful example of a family. A family what will never be part of the lgbtq and will always stick to family values.
Omg it’s a Simandl a strong person most of the time
Simandl by Alexanders194 March 30, 2023

simrandeep 

Very good handsom man he hangs out with lacey and pawandeep
Your so simrandeep
simrandeep by Poop137 May 17, 2018

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.
Samland
Go to Samland
Samland by hutao! January 22, 2019

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

The Communist Democracy of Samland 

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.
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