Noun: A title given to a simp who embodies many characteristics of a total douche- especially when initially presented as incredibly simpish but then reveals their douchebag tendencies. Pronounced like chimpanzee.
Friend 1: “He wouldn’t stop texting me all night while he was out drunk with his friends and saying how much he misses me and loves me- but I asked him yesterday if he wanted to hang out and he chose his friends over me! What a simpandouche! “
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”
Friend 2: “Mega simpandouche. Simple monkey man.”
by Little Rudiger December 9, 2021
Get the Simpandouche mug.The being that is the wearer of spandex and rides their bicycle as if he and or she owns the road and is indeed a motorized vehicle warranting the use of a full car lane.
Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Furthermore, the unnecessary sporting and or abuse of spandex in public places or unnecessary sports.
Did you see those four guys riding side by side in the middle of the road ? What a bunch of spandouchebags !
by Jaydams April 14, 2014
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