siezeium

Da crappy-a** metal-alloy material dat dey use in equally-crappy sleeve-bearings which causes them to bind up at even-slightly-elevated temperatures.

I always specify American-manufactured bearings in all my equipment; too many "siezeium" knock-offs out there, mostly made from "Chinesium"!

by QuacksO October 14, 2023

seizeium

A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.

If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???

by QuacksO November 29, 2021