Sidetracking

When a joint burns unevenly. Canoeing

Oh man watch out that j is sidetracking.

by Snoopyluvver April 23, 2018

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Sidetracking

1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.

2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.

Damn, Renae. You need to get over here to Hollywood's house and start sidetracking yourself.

by Pshur December 1, 2016

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sidetalking

1. Using a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone, thus appearing to hold a sideways taco to one's face.

2. Mimicing the use of a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone.

3. Holding anything up to your face sideways and talking into it.

I was sidetalking when I held that Super NES up to my face sideways and took a picture of myself talking into it.

by The Sound Guy November 3, 2003

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sidehacking

A stealth form of male masturbation performed while wearing pants, typically in a semi-public setting such as a movie theater or while driving. In order to sidehack a man must first position his penis along his inner thigh. He will them stimulate the penis by rubbing or stroking his inside thigh through his pants.

You see that hot chick at the bar last night?

Yeah, I was sidehacking it the whole way home.

by sidehacker October 2, 2006

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