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Shwatsonlock 

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.
I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!
Shwatsonlock by Chikan666 March 13, 2011
A word used when shit is about to go down or has gone down.
"Things are about to get Shatastic"!

"Last night was shatastic"!

"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...
Shatastic by Melodrama5 September 9, 2010

mushy shatass 

When a person shits in thier wetsuit while paddleing a surfboard out to the line up
Peter gambled and lost, and thus has mushy shatass
mushy shatass by downtiggidy August 17, 2003
Not to be confused with the derogative term, fatass, a shatass is someone who has eaten excessively to the point of immensely needing to shit.
Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!
Shatass by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019
sharting when someones dick is in you ass.
guy 1: ay dude why you shatass last night?

guy 2: im sorry but it feels so good to shatass!
shatass by cookie dunker January 23, 2022

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event
After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.
shatastrophe by Crockwave July 21, 2008
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